
About
a_gal

a_gal
is based in New Zealand: Where
sheep are sheep, and men play rough games of rugby and grope
each other while drinking
beer.
a_gal
has lived in New Zealand pretty much her whole life, but her
family were originally evil POMs who fled the
crazy dictatorship of Britain because of a fear of a French
toast
invasion. Due to this British heritage, a_gal is pasty
white. a_gal does not tan. a_gal curses high UV amounts in
the atmosphere
over NZ thanks
to
sneaky
cows
farting
away
the ozone layer. Those damned methaney arses!
a_gal
has visited a few countries over the last five years,
and she intends to visit a few more, some of them twice (assuming
she
can make
it back
over
the
fence).
In
the Land of the Long White Cloud (Aotearoa), three miaows
and a woofer call Casa a_gal home - but only on the days ending
in
a 'y'.
And who can blame them? The
food's
good, hugs are plentiful,
and back scritches are a regular morning and evening activity.
There's always a lap to sit on if you're feeling lazy. Or,
if you're the more active type, there's also polo, trampolining,
porn star lessons, and jigsaws (for the young 'uns).
a_gal
likes many things: computers, sheep, pens, sleeping, music,
sheep, brussel sprouts, travel, parks, trees, sheep, architecture,
peanut butter, and cake. Oh, and sheep.
Also,
a_gal is a little crazy - but not so much as to be truly mad.
That way there's room to grow.
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